Sally Hansen Mint Sprint

When I was young I had a treasured set of crayola pencils. There was one shade in the lot - Aqua - that I loved so much that I NEVER let anyone else lay a hand on that pencil.

"Oh hai, you're colouring in your mermaid? No you may not use my aqua. Try the green, bitch. I hear it's fantastic."

This polish is the EXACT match to that pencil. It arrived with a Borghese CP that a friend did for me and if there hadn't been an amazing HTF lemming in the package too, the biggest squee would have been awarded to Mint Sprint. Please to ignore the bubbles. This thing slathered on. The brush... well. Let's talk about the brush.

I have had Jumpin Jade sitting in my untrieds for about a year, so this was my first run in with the Insta Dri line. My first impression was pretty much the same as everybody else.

WTF is up with that brush?

Are ya catching my drift here? I could paint my house with the damn thing. I kept expecting a clown to burst through my door, exclaim that I had found his comically oversized nail polish, honk his nose at me and run away giggling.

I have large nail beds, so it wasn't too much of an issue. BUT for girls with little hands, Insta Dri may just be a giant pain in the ass.

Gorgeous colour, but the brush... well she needs some work. Today Sally, you are 50% ho.