If Clarins 230 really was made of unicorn pee and fairy tears then maybe I wouldn’t feel so annoyed at Clarins for discontinuing it.

BUT ITS NOT.

AND THEY SUCK.

I own a LOT of nail polish. I guess that goes without saying. Nothing in my eccentrically large stash even compares to this colour, and if not for a wonderful, lovely, awesome, kickass friend of mine, I doubt I ever would have seen this in person. Its mind boggling. Screw Sally Hansen and her prisms – THIS is a rainbow in a freaking bottle.

But like everything that is remotely good in this world, Jungle Curry Kettle Chips, Cadbury Caramilk (the Aussie version), Pepsi Blue, Slap Bands, Watchimals and movies starring the Two Coreys… Clarins 230 is long discontinued and probably rarer than unicorn pee itself.

But I have a bottle of it and a lightbox. So lets rock.

Oooh such a naughty girl.

Now turn to the side for me… niiiiice.

Okay now lay down and lets get a shot from behind. Fabulous. Ohh you’ve done this before havent you, you saucy little minx…

On the nail. Sooo good over purple.

Wow. Just… wow.

So there you have it. Clarins 230. Part princess, part whore, all elusive little bitch.